Forget about zombies, vampires, or a frightening creature called a Miley Cyrus — not knowing what you’re going to be for Halloween can be pretty scary. And with the wickedly fun howl-iday less than a week away, you’re going to have to come up with a costume on “The Fly.”
Especially if you’re going to a costume–themed bar or bat mitzvah on Oct. 31.
If you’re stuck, like a delicious (and kosher!) Jelly Belly jellybean in a molar, and can’t figure out what to dress up as, we’re here to help! There are plenty of fun, fictional Jewish characters in pop culture to be inspired by — here’s our top picks!
Krusty the Clown from “The Simpsons”
Born “Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofski,” Springfield’s most beloved clown is indeed Jewish. And in case you forget exactly what he looks like, this clip will help you create a flawless costume.
The bar mitzvah werewolf from “30 Rock”
The viral hit “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah” started as a cutaway gag on “30 Rock” when Tracy Morgan’s character, Tracy — the show’s resident schlemiel — finds a gold record he earned for a novelty song “about boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.” The quick, “spooky, scary” sketch features Morgan’s character dressed as a wolf in Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” outfit dancing in graveyard amidst cheesy, ’80s video graphics.
A plethora of Mel Brooks movie characters
From Princess Vespa and Yoghurt from “Spaceballs” to Moses and the Waiter (hilarious clips below!) in “History of the World: Part I,” movies a la Mel Brooks are jam-packed — like a pillowcase filled with Halloween candy — with funny, Semitic characters. And any costume inspired by Brooks is sure to make people smile and — very likely — spontaneously quote.
Kyle Broflovski from “South Park”
Most “South Park” fans know that Token isn’t the only token character on the show. Kyle, who hides his curly, red hair in a green hunting cap, is the resident Son of Commandment. The show’s Jewish co-creator, Matt Stone, provides Kyle’s voice.
Linda Richman from “Saturday Night Live”
Most 13 year olds would associate Mike Myers with the Cat in the Hat, the voice of Shrek, or Austin Powers. But Halloween is a perfect time to introduce tweens to a loveable, Yiddish–speaking siren from Myer’s past. In the reoccurring, early ’90s sketch, “Coffee Talk,” Myers played Linda Richman, a big-haired, gaudy sweater–loving, middle–aged Jewish woman who thought Barbra Streisand’s voice was “like buttah.” And even if kids don’t automatically associate a Richman getup with the hilarious SNL character, the costume may remind them of Boca Raton relatives.
Rachel Berry from “Glee”
This is a character a 13-year-old will be familiar with, but it may be difficult to make this Glee character distinctively stand out in a costume. But, a sweater vest, knee socks, and an argyle shirt may be a good start.
A pious Babs is a great costume for girls who are passionate about their religion.
The Robot Rabbi from “Conan”
This may be a tall order, but if someone could pull this costume off, please, send us a picture!
Tommy Pickles from “Rugrats”
There’s lots of Jewish references in “Rugrats” The adorable, eternal baby, Tommy, has a Hebrew mother and European grandparents — Minka and Boris — who talk in heavy Yiddish accents. “The Rugrats” has also aired Passover and Chanukah specials.
Sure, this pick is slightly controversial, but if we’re going to select any Semitic gunslinger, a character who whispers sweet nothings like “I want to get a good-paying, stable job,” into a woman’s ear doesn’t seem like such a bad choice.
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